I'm a 21 year old, half Turkish, self-proclaimed culture-snob, living in Norway with a retarded dog (whom I love!), an obese cat, an insane American redhead, and said redheads Jersey Shore loving brother.
I enjoy reading, talking about everything I hate (Paulo Coelho!), making snide remarks about capitalism, and writing long, overcomplicated, angsty, dark stories about sex, drugs, violence, and violent sex while on drugs.
I love art, movies, books, my dog, my cats, my cannibalcow, my booze (or any booze at all), men, more men, stacks of paper, more booze, and even more men.
Oh, and also anything that makes me seem like a pretentious asshole (cause the redhead american hates pretentious assholes)
I own 730 DVD’s (give or take). And out of all of them, Black Books is easily the one (or three, box-set ftw <3) I have watched the most. In fact, it is the reason the remaining 729 DVD’s hardly get watched at all. (except for when I’m in a particularly pretentious mood and want to annoy the readhead roommate a bit, I’ll put on something horrendously artsy and terribly European).
Yes, I do intend to marry Bearnard Black some day. And no, the fact that he is a fictional character does not bother me.
Much love, books and booze: The Culture Snob.
Crazy Redhead Roommate observed the raping of my tumblr, and suddenly realized there were no pictures of her on here. She insisted I post one, and this is the best I could come up with. I’ll post something more relevant soon, I promise…
So yeah. Tumblr-raped by this adorable little fucker. Crazy Redhead Roommates Jersey Shore loving brother. I’m sorry for the inconvenience.
KEBAB! kebab its my life! I Love kebab more then anything bitchezz. If i could, i would fucking make my bed out of kebab bitch ass hoes. If i could i would marry a kebab and make babies with it then eat my fucking babies. I would give away my dog for a kebab. I really fucking like kebabs aight’? Dont fuck with me, I’M A FUCKING KEBAB EATER. AMEN TO THE KEBAB.
- Xoxo Ghetto Girl
